Revealing Ambassador identities
I am a secretary in Washington. I assure you that the administration does not condone revealing the secret identity of any ambassador ( depending, of course, whether you are a Cheney chum or just plain Cheney chum. You gotta take him seriously! I mean, how many guys do you know who can shoot a lawyer and get away with it. I've learned to be very careful around that guy.) Anyway, outing a secret identity is a hot topic around here and Mr. Bush* would love to divert some of the flack he's been getting to somebody like you.
So, for crice sakes, unless you want to learn how the Patriot Act can affect you personally and earn you an extended Caribbean Vacation courtesy of the gitmo marines, I suggest you leave Faceplant's secret identity alone.
(signed)Candi
Candaleeza Rice
Secretary
*that's hugh
