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Jack the Ripper

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Tmorry326's blasphemy got me thinking. If Jesus were to ski, what type of skier would he be? I say a freeheeler cause they are usually dirty hippe types and Jesus was a dirty hippy. As well as our lord and savior. :twisted:
 
A powder shredding, bc booter slaying, big mountain ripper, all in the form of a Soul Skier. Air Jesus.
 
Jack the Ripper said:
Tmorry326's blasphemy got me thinking. If Jesus were to ski, what type of skier would he be? I say a freeheeler cause they are usually dirty hippe types and Jesus was a dirty hippy. As well as our lord and savior. :twisted:

:lol: :lol: that's some funny shit!

actually that stereotype of freeheelers is a bit dated. used to be true though - no doubt. Bunch of dirt eating druids. not my scene though. have you heard about my helmet? :lol:
 
freeheelwilly said:
Jack the Ripper said:
Tmorry326's blasphemy got me thinking. If Jesus were to ski, what type of skier would he be? I say a freeheeler cause they are usually dirty hippe types and Jesus was a dirty hippy. As well as our lord and savior. :twisted:

:lol: :lol: that's some funny shit!

actually that stereotype of freeheelers is a bit dated. used to be true though - no doubt. Bunch of dirt eating druids. not my scene though. have you heard about my helmet? :lol:

I'm jealous. I want one that can launch missles as well. 8)
 
Jack the Ripper said:
freeheelwilly said:
Jack the Ripper said:
Tmorry326's blasphemy got me thinking. If Jesus were to ski, what type of skier would he be? I say a freeheeler cause they are usually dirty hippe types and Jesus was a dirty hippy. As well as our lord and savior. :twisted:

:lol: :lol: that's some funny shit!

actually that stereotype of freeheelers is a bit dated. used to be true though - no doubt. Bunch of dirt eating druids. not my scene though. have you heard about my helmet? :lol:

I'm jealous. I want one that can launch missles as well. 8)

so do the north koreans.
 
My Magic Missle launching helmet is in the mail and should be on my head tomorrow night. Now If I can just find the launch codes and the betteries for my MP3 player....
 
jesus wears an i-pod when he skis. and he's old school too. day glo pink atomics - no sidecut. 205s and 65mm underfoot. he rips though.


he's better than you guys.


cum-ba-ya 8)
 
I'd imagine that instead of spending his money on lift tickets and gear, he'd waste it on helping feed the homeless and cure AIDS . . . what an idiot!!!!
 
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